I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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