He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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