i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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