Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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