she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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