I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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