i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
high people should be assigned attendants
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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