Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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