it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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