Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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