question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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