Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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