why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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