So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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