So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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