Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
NoShamevember. You game?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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