windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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