my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just took my morning after pill in the library
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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