she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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