Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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