p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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