Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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