also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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