Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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