Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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