Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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