so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Sober January is a disaster.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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