I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
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