I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Dick very happy bro
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Randomize
