It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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