Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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