Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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