Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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