I must be too annoying 4 u.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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