so that wasnt chicken after all
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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