My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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