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(414): View more from Wisconsin

But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.

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(925): View more from California

You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.

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(407): View more from Florida

I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.

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(315): View more from New York

He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!

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