no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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