dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
where am i from again
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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