No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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