I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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