franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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