so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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