who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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