I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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