Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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