Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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