and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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