hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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