Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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